Yes.. 2 posts in one day.. I am one phrustrated pharmacist.. Ever think that someone tattooed the word "stupid" on your forehead while you were sleeping (what sleep!)? Here are a few statements that make you laugh (or scream):
1. I never pay!
2. Can I get the seniors discount? <-- not a senior
3. I'll take it for $120, and that's my bottom line! <-- .....???
4. Can you loan me a few Oxycontin, I accidentally flushed mine down the toilet!
5. I know its 13 days early but I dove in the pool to save a girl and it was in my pocket!! <-- 300 lb man
6. Can you release it to him early? He dove in the pool to save a girl and it was in his pocket!! <-- doctor??
7. YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE IF I DIE!!!
8. I can't squeeze this eyedropper.. come do it for me or you'll lose a customer!
9. Deliver some paper towels and some Lysol right away. I'm waiting.
10. What $100 deductible?! I NEVER PAY!!
11. I know my aunt isn't from Ontario, but put the medication under my name and bill OHIP!
God help us all.
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