Most Mind-Boggling Non-Pharmacy Story EVER...

Dear readers...
It has been a while since we have updated. Maybe we have grown thicker skin.. probably not.
On a pharmacy related note, a methadone patient threw a cup at me (YES - threw a cup at me.. ) this weekend... it was eventful! Why do I feel like a bad teenager's mother when I work with these people!

Anyhow, my dearest and loveliest (and only) sister shared a story with me that I considered SO BIZARRE that I would defile our pharmacy blog with a non-pharmacy post. Read on and be amused/confused...

This setting takes place at my sister's school, where she teaches. The exchange is between her (S) and her superior (x) .

Apparently, one day this woman tells S that she bought a few shirts from China that would look SPANTASTIC on S, and to bring $20 to pay for them. S, being a nice person, thought she would comply. She goes in the next day with her $20, in exchange for said shirts. The woman REFUSES to take money from S. REFUSES. S TRIES her best to pay strange woman for shirts, yet alas... she will not take payment.

Fine and Dandy.

two days later, S goes to school wearing her FAAAAVE jacket... she looks like a DIVA in said jacket... and the conversation goes as follows..

X: WOW S, LOVE the jacket!!
S: Thanks, I LOVE it!!
x: It is such an awesome jacket......
S: Yeah..
X: Can I have it?
S: .... um yeah, you can borrow it any time!
X: No.. I mean, when you're done with it, can I have it??
S: **stunned silence**
X: I can already picture all these outfits with this fabulous jacket!
S: Well I can definately lend it to you!
X: No, I WANT it. Oh... but you like it...
S: Oh .. um.. its ok.. I'll give it to you!
X: OK EXCELLENT!

Next day - S conveniently leaves favorite jacket at home...

X: Hey, S.. did you bring the jacket?
S: OH CRAP I FORGOT IT!
X: oh, were you just messing with me when you said I could have it?
s: No, not at all..
X: Yeah cuz I dont want to keep nagging you about it, so bring it tomorrow..
S: **whimper** ok..

Next day, S drags jacket out of laundry and takes it to work..
S: here is jacket
X: Thanks hun. **waits for her to leave the room**

Any thoughts? This is bizarre!